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I'm not sure how to enter but here's mine:

Good waiters should never look up ladies' skirts; especailly when carrying food.

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Pete, the contest is to write a song.

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I believe it has been a long time since the Invitational did Tom Swifties. As in: That's the last time I try to pet a lion said Tom offhandedly.

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It's true! Not since 2014. We did do them several times, though. Not sure there's enough different material left!

We did have very good winners in 2014 -- take a look.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/entertainment/2014/07/17/4a131222-0be1-11e4-8c9a-923ecc0c7d23_story.html#report

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